Dear Theives,

Here are a few things I would like to tell you:

1. If you steal our truck again, please wreck it. We're tired of having to go pick it up at 3-5 am
2. You could be a little quieter when you take it from the driveway... It's a loud truck. Push it out before you start it and maybe you won't get caught.
3. You must not be familiar with diesels, you need to let it run a little before you punch it. I heard you do it. Your parts aren't going to be worth much if you trash them.
4. Bring a can of diesel because it usually is close to out.
5. Why do you want a 2001 Dodge with T.O.N.S. of miles on it?
6. Obviously its cursed for you, so maybe give up.
7. Please bring your own gloves. My husband is tired of buying new ones.
8. Can you break in through the passenger door next time? Getting in on the passenger side is a little inconvenient.
9. Can you move the mirrors back before you ditch it? My husband is obviously a lot shorter than you and he gets aggitated when he has to move it all back to his way.
10. And most of all, can you steal it during the day next time? We are so stinking tired of being tired and catching up on sleep after nights like last night. The second time you stole it was good timing. Then you HAD to go back to the night schedule. Not cool dude.

Thank you criminals. Hope you had a nice little ride and then jog after you had to ditch it.